Sunday, July 06, 2025

SPIRIT AND SPARK

It was a dream in which I was sampling Asian desserts at the booth during a sake festival. Now, I should clarify that I am not particularly fond of either sake or Asian desserts. Black sesame soup, red bean pudding? Mmm, no. But there was a woman there who had spirit and spark. And I was trying to convince her that snow pears are wonderful.

There is snow pear on the counter in the kitchen.
Which I think I will eat tomorrow. It is time.
Snow pears are indeed wonderful.

日本酒
清酒

Also, a sake made by a Dutch company (our flag was on the bottle) won five prizes at the festival. Which is berserk. We don't make sake. And this was in fact made by Dutch Americans in San Francisco. Not the Netherlands.
Sold in square bottles. Like genever.

All I can say is the woman enjoying the Asian desserts was quite engaging. Mmm.
How odd that she was on the fence about snow pears.
It takes all kinds.
There's also something off kilter about naming the product Deshima (出島) in honour of a trade ghetto. Snarky, almost. In addition to not making sake, we Dutch are not known for snark either. But as I said, it was a dream. Anything is possible in dreams.


For three nights in a row I've slept badly. Thursday night and Friday night it was fireworks, car alarms, and howling dogs. Last night I woke up to go pee (No, it was NOT because of sake) and couldn't easily get back to sleep. An ache in the lower extremities.



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Saturday, July 05, 2025

THE LOST DUTCHMAN'S MINE

While normally I am proud to be a Dutch American, I wish to point out that certain Dutch Americans are NOT my relatives, and if they were, I would be the first to curse them and cast them out as abominations. Derrick Van Orden should be avoided by all decent people. Hij vertegenwoordigt het slechste onder de mensheid, het NSB type bij uitstek.
Naturally, he's a Republican.

Sadly, he is not unusual among Dutch Americans. One only has to think of the sumsucking cretins in the previous Trump administration to realize that like flies, manure attracts them. There are reasons so many verkrampte klootzaken left the old country for the United States in the last hundred and fifty years. Besides blinkers and ignorance.

My people date from New Amsterdam. We prefer not to associate with those more recent arrivals. For reasons that should be bloody obvious.

De meesten zijn schorem en uitschot.

Though there are exceptions.
Fortunately some of the worst people in the United States are NOT Dutch Americans. Donald Trump, Joel Osteen, Ron De Santis, Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, Mike Johnson, Tommy Tuberville, Marjorie Taylor Green Stephen Miller. Plus the city of Miami.

And of course everybody who works for Fox News, its affiliates, and subsidiaries.

Got to hear rightwing cultmembers at length today.

There's a special place in hell.



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Friday, July 04, 2025

OKAY, BEULAH!

It turns out that one of the people whom I know on Facebook thinks my previous essay about 'Burnt Weenie Day' is too negative. Why, there are tonnes of good people in this country sincerely celebrating! And my sneering at them is unjustified and uncalled for. So I apologize. With limitations. No apologies to Alabama, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Texas. Nor to Arizona. Their politicians are unprincipled opportunistic butt lickers with badly hidden retrograde cavemen (or women) tendencies and merit calumny and insult.

Still on the fence about Georgia, however. Yes, there's Marjorie Taylor Green. Unmitigated and repulsive. But one of my favourite fellow pipesmokers lives there (John O.), which speaks in favour of the place. Let the one stand in for the many.
No hellfire and brimstone yet.

Wouldn't want to visit the place, because it's filled with chick-fil-A, grits, vidalia onion soda, brown recluse spiders, fire ants, ticks, termites, and all the usual mosquito-borne illnesses (chikungunya, dengue fever, malaria, West Nile, zika, and yellow fever), plus, apparently, syphilitic inbred idiots living in the swamps.

But I admire John's commitment.
He is by no means insane.
Also NOT on the shit-list: South Carolina. One of my all-time favourite tobacco companies (Cornell & Diehl) is located there, staffed by literate real human beings, with a head-blender (Jeremy Reeves) whose innovation and attention to fine details has maintained nearly unviversal (meaning my own) well-being and mellowness for years.



Specifically INCLUDED in my bad-tempered snarl of castigation is the area just to the south of California Street, between Hyde and Van Ness, whose wretched denizens set off explosive devices shortly after midnight yesterday, continuing with brief interruptions during which one could, deceptively, sink back into slumber, till nearly four in the morning. Heathens!

I sincerely hope they catch food poisoning today.

Undercooked chicken products.



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THE BURNING SEASON

Ever so often a fellow pipesmoker will attempt to friend me on Facebook. Which is flattering. Some of them, however, are Trump supporters. Who do not realize that they are detestable people, poor dears, and hell will freeze over before I give them the time of day. Which goes for all the rightwing hosebags I have to associate with during working hours also, and because of them I hope parts of Marin County burn to cinders this summer.

Well shoot, I hope half the damned country goes up.
For pretty much the exact same reason.

No, we're clearly not all in this together. Every time a natural disaster hits one of the red states I think "good, those dumb sonsofbitches deserved it, hope the barn washes away, mosquito-born ailments hit, they end up desperate for clean water, their damned cows die, and Fema delays whatever help they give till the dipwads are all diseased and bankrupt". Because, you see, I am more or less intolerant of Christians and their bigotries.

Again, we're not all in this together.

Bet the British are happy they're rid of us, which they're probably celebrating today.
And the Canadians are probably damned glad there's border between us.
Anyhow, I hope everyone enjoys their burnt hotdog and prancing drum majorettes today. Both of those are best washed down with strong tea. Which of course you can't get in most parts of the country, because people chucked the tea leaves into the drink and habitually swill shitty beer there during the day. On holidays they start at breakfast. Which probably explains why people lose their hands on July Fourth and half the country becomes Florida man.



By the way, that bloody stump or bleeding eye-socket from playing with fireworks?
Ivermectin, manuka honey, and apple cider vinegar. That's the ticket.
Just stay out of the emergency room, fellas.
Real people might need it.



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Thursday, July 03, 2025

NO LOUDNESS PLEASE

While walking down Pacific Avenue after eating roast pork and tofu with gravy over rice (燒肉豆腐飯 'siu yiuk dau fu faan') at the establishment where I went instead of the claypot rice place where I originally intended to have lunch (which apparently is closed on Thursday) -- it was exceedingly good, and I note that they now also do roast goose (燒鵝 'siu ngo'), of which I am exceedingly fond and I'll have that next time, soon -- it was savagely brought home to me how thoroughly I detest the white American bourgeoisie. Because they're loud.
And uncontrolled. Especially when male and teenage.

No modulation at all, immoderate, and badly behaved. Rowdy.
All thirteen of them. Damn' it all, you unbridled savages.


No wonder the little peckerheads support Trump and spread disease.


I'm surprised that U. C. Berkeley isn't all Asian American.
I suppose they have to let in some of the dingoes.
In lieu of sending them to a borstal.


Other than the mob of young white male highschool flunkazoids, and the horrible cold winds, I very much enjoyed my lunch and the half hour with a pipe afterwards. Traffic in the Financial District was sparse, pedestrians were few.
You know, I can still taste that siu yiuk. Delicious.
The pipe afterwards was the perfect capstone.


I probably need some coffee now.



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AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO

It's body chemistry combined with modern medication: early in the day I feel perky and in top form, whereas by evening, even with a strong cup of tea, I'm rather limp. And I think a large part of that is amlodipine besylate, which despite the limpening effect is probably beneficial. The low temperatures shortly after dawn are not so draggy either.

Another difference is that the first pipes of the day taste better. Quite excellent! Even if the entire neighborhood is out there walking their furry poo-factories over the blasted heath of Nob Hill, no matter. I shall glower at them, puff, and wonder if there is a suitable local coffee shop without oatmilk lattes, that has a sheltered terrace, and staff that's too lazy and apathetic to object if I commandeer a corner for a cup and pipeful.

After all, all the vegan new age hippies with their bourgeois anti-smoking fury are inside, and have entered through the other door too bleary to even notice the old crotchet outside perfuming the air with his smoke.

There's one location which would be absolutely perfect. It's a corner spot near the top of the hill, currently a defunct office of some sort, with appropriate bleakness and no trees for the hounds to sniff and pee against. The north side would catch the morning sun, the western window wall would be perfect shaded shelter. Just put a table, a rattan chair, and a windscherm there, plus ashtrays, and pretend it's in Amsterdam.
Yeah, not flat, no canal, and on a hillside.
Imaginary Amsterdam.
Add a small good Indonesian restaurant somewhere nearby, a shop selling antique ceramics, and a second hand bookstore with an extensive selection of foreign language literature and obscure reference books, and the soymilk matchaccino crowd would probably avoid the neighborhood. Which would be an ideal situation!

No more highly individualist tattoos, no more ripped jeans, no more colourful ethnic rags from somewhere south of Buttachengotenanga. No more Karens-in-training, or downtown techno yuppies. No yorkies or chihuahuas!

A man can dream.


Speaking of dreams, just before waking up I was painting a lacy transparent insect wing with irridescent and reflective areas. Species unknown. One of the clean bugs.
A very warm weather image.



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Wednesday, July 02, 2025

FROM WHENCE ESCAPE

Some of them were right bastards. That being people among whom I spent part of my youth. Duch Christians, like American fundamentalists, can be perfectly horrid people, judgemental and sneering. I was reminded of this by cruising into a couple of webpages that dealt with Valkenswaard and its inhabitants. Fortunately most of them were not like that.

I remember Valkenswaard with slightly more fondness than distaste.

But I do not keep close contact with any of the people from that part of my life, and actually know only two of them on Facebook. That's not really their fault, as it's been quite a number of years since I returned to the States, and I never was socially talented.

Sunlit summers, rainy days, deep café verandas, long long evenings.
Fried snacks. Indonesian foods. First taste of herring.
Cigars. The aroma of coffee.
Silver grey sky.

One memory which particularly lingers is of long hours in the public library in Eindhoven, the metropolis ten kilometer northwards. An industrial city with a technical university and a dull bourgeois culture. Plus browsing at De Slegte, a multi-storey second hand bookstore.

Then maybe more Indonesian food, fried snacks, or coffee.
The trainstation also recalls fond memories for me. Probably the main reason I still like stations. Some Dutch and English small towns are charming in that regard. Older architecture, between functional, industrial, and civic pride from bygone eras.

Valkenswaard used to have a functioning station, but when we lived there it was already long defunct. That line hadn't run in ages, and within the town itself the tracks had been removed, leaving a broad boulevard cutting through the town to the east of the city centre, past the Willem II cigar factory. Which now no longer exists either.

Every town in the Kempen region is visually dominated by a church. Around which are often the most lively drinking holes in the place, which nowadays are busier than the house of worship. Cultural priorities have shifted quite a bit in the post-war period.
Coffee, fried snacks, and Indonesian food are nearby.
Yeah, I miss those.



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SMELLS LIKE ZEITGEIST

After dealing with postal employees and bureaucrats recently, my apartment mate realizes that she must be a nicer person. Which is remarkable, because she already is a very nice person. But she feels bad for sometimes acting under the assumption that her co-workers are idiots. Um, we all do that, it's natural, and they are.

We used to be a couple, then we broke up, and we still live together. Separate rooms, of course. It's been several years. Trust me, she is a nice person. I am not. Which she hasn't ever noticed, because as previously mentioned, she is a nice person.
My obvious flaws are far less noticeable if you're her.

What that means is that for a long time now I've enjoyed the security of living with someone whom I can trust, and her stuffed animals, even though I'm often an unpleasant old crouch, with stuffed animals some of whom are clearly insane.

She also has similar habits, despite being such a hugely different person. She likes tea, I like tea. She likes listening to jazz, I am largely unmusical. She appreciates classical music, I'm somewhat a barbarian. She likes Chinese food, I add hotsauce to it. She occasionally eats junkfood, whereas I think it's only edible if I add hotsauce. And both of us love Indian food upon occasion (although I will ask for a few fresh chilipeppers to nibble on between bites).

When she gets salt and pepper chicken wings from a nearby Chinese restaurant she asks them to throw plenty of sliced Jalapeños in when frying them, because she knows I'll put them on my plate as the perfect vegetable accompiniment, good for digestion and my emotional well-being.
A COLD PLACE

One point on which I'm slowly coming around to her point of view is the mystical belief in snow weasels. Creatures that slink and wriggle around outside during cold weather clacking their cutleries waiting for someone to stumble into their path that they can whack and feast upon. They come down from Alaska on well-worn trails and are the main reason why California is scarcely populated. Bones litter the route along the Sierras.

I used to scoff at that. How absurd!
Now I'm not so sure.

It's been the coldest June in San Francisco since the middle ages. They brought the cold with them. Climate change. Small wriggly foreign intelligences manipulating the weather.
It's a very rational explanation for why I sometimes shut down and whimper.
Unlike some of those stupid people wearing shorts or halter tops.


Early this morning, when I stepped with my pipe for a smoke, I froze my tuchus off. It's still lying somewhere on Nob Hill (Taylor Street at Jackson), shivering on the sidwalk, moaning that we should burn some Republicans for warmth, and their silly little lap dogs too!
Two disconsolate pink blobs, cold cold cold!

I must restore my soul with a cup of HK milk tea and something hot and crispy: a fried fish burger and French fries: 香酥魚柳包 · 薯條 ('heung sou yü lau baau, sue tiu').
Heading out early for lunch in Chinatown. With a sweater.
Darn those snow weasels.



I'm enjoying Ellipsis Flake these days. Another fine tobacco product from Greg Pease. The tin poofle states: "Against a backdrop of rich Virginia tobaccos, small leaf Izmir, St. James Perique and a trace of heirloom Burley create a dreamscap of flavors that dance across your palate. Its natural sweetness mingles with notes of citrus, ethereal hints of exotic spices and a delicately nutty character engaging your senses, inviting your imagination to explore what lies beyond." It's good stuff. Mild-medium, very enjoyable. I scarcely notice the Burley.
The Turkish leaf probably tones that down a bit.



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THE USUAL PERAMBULANCE

There were two gentlemen sleeping rough on Grant Avenue past the small dry goods shop where I sometimes buy State Express 555 after visiting my doctor, and two fellows who look even worse for wear in the ally of the beer place. While I smoked my pipe in the time before the bookseller arrived a disconnected person asked me if the tobacco shop was further up. Well, there's the cigar store back where you just came from -- it used to be fondly known as the DBS (Dirty Book Store) but they changed hands years ago -- but he didn't want to go there, and proceeded southward. Twenty minutes later he passed by again.
Probably still without smokes.

Yeah um. There are almost no late night liquour stores near Chinese neighborhoods. Not enough raving alcoholics. You really want a Caucasian community for that. Sorry, dude.

Wind. Fog. Cold tourists.

A drunken couple.

Not Chinese.

We actually got into the karaoke joint this evening. It was nearly empty. There wasn't anyone singing John Denver or The Eagles (I hate the Eagles, man), and though Tat Yee did assay a Cantonese air, the volume was not painful. This was after something by Abba had come on.
Abba are the Eury equivalent of The Eagles.
It got a little more crowded after that (two well-brought up middle-aged Chinese women ordered Shirley Temples), and the bookseller and myself headed out.

While at miss Vivien's, I used one of my pipe cleaners on my cigarette holder, and realized that the main advantage of both a pipe and a cigarette holder is that you can see what you are setting fire to. That's probably why short pipes don't work for me (in addition to looking too hobbit-like).

Currently shoving GLP's Ellipsis into my pipes. It's perfect for foggy evenings. I might actually go out again later to enjoy the effect of streetlights in the mist, but probably not. I expect that may be what I will be smoking after my bladder wakes me at the usual hour.
It will still be dark and foggy then.


Picking up some refills and having lunch in Chinatown tomorrow.
Looking forward to it. Lunch, that is.



By the way: one of the sewers underneath Spofford is plugged up, and the pavement is slick after the third mahjong parlour on the right. So step gingerly.



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Tuesday, July 01, 2025

RABBIT, RABBIT. JULY 1, 2025.

Rabbit rabbit. It is traditional to start the year and the months with something lucky, and rabbit rabbit is lucky. In Florida they say alligator alligator instead, which accounts for all the goofy things that happen there.

Wise men stay out of Florida. That's where the booga booga lives.
As well as alligators that raid your trash can.
And use your doggie door.

One of the dreams last night was about something banned in libraries in Florida. No, not drag-queen story hour, or anything about evolution or vaccines. But trust me, worth it.

And it wasn't food related. Everything in Florida is either greasy or fried.
Including highway frog mash, served on a Cuban roll.
Crispy and green.

No, I've never been to Florida. Why do you ask?
Do I really need to visit a place where the weather is in the nineties, with high humidity and relatives of De Santis, Rubio, and other rightwing Cuban blowhards everywhere?
Besides the narco-trafficantes and inbred Southern sherriffs?
Kind of like Guantanamo with corndogs.


As I understand it, they're still waiting for the twenty fifth and twenty sixth letters of the alphabet to drop. There is great curiosity. They've heard so much about it.
Maybe they'll finally take up reading.


Avoid Florida, at all costs.
Rabbit rabbit.



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Monday, June 30, 2025

THE FIRE WITHIN

The same couple got on the bus on the return journey as had been passengers earlier. They were speaking something European -- too indistinct to tell what language -- and the woman had a distinct Wenzhou look to her. Small, petite. There are more Wenzhouese in much of trans-Netherlandish Europe than Cantonese or others. Hence my surmise.

Where they had gotten off, a middle-aged Chinese couple had gotten on, with their college age daughter. A delicate bug-like young lady with brightly inquisitive bespacled eyes, dental braces, and an intelligent likeable look to her. Quite appealing looking. So naturally I didn't speak to them at all. My Mandarin is that limited that I have nothing interesting to say, and wouldn't say it well in any case.

When given a choice between creating a poor impression and creating no impression at all, go for the latter. It is by far a wiser decision. Just trust me on this.
Ignore the irritating daemon of curiosity within.
Perhaps look out of the window.
Ooh, scenery!

After all, if you're going to make a fool of youself, you can always do so in English. It's the universal language of idiocy. They even have parliamentary debates in that language.
In many places. Not just the United States and Great Britain.
You'd think they'd know better.
Lunch, when I finally got home, was curried eggplant rice stick noodles with various meaty bits and two kinds of hot chilipaste. I had decided to not go across the hill to Chinatown for eaties, seeing as I had become too peckish, and needed to clean up what I had knocked over on the way out in the morning.

It was too spicy.

And in all honesty, I hate taking the bus back during rush hour, for obvious reasons (all of you dress goofy, smell bad, and eat too much). So I'll head down later for a walk with my pipe when the crush dies down.

I'll fix myself a cup of tea before leaving.



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NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH HEATWAVE!

It is hovering around one hundred and fifteen degrees Fahrenheit in parts of Spain. Here in San Francisco, California, a formerly Spanish territory, the temperature is roughtly fifty two degrees. The perfect response in either place is a refreshing cup of tea. In Spain, it's British tourists who will gratefully drink that. Here, that would be nasty Dutch Americans.
Many of them with a pipeful of flue-cured leaf. Smidge of Perique.
There aren't very many nasty Dutch Americans here.
Actually, only one that I can think of.
My social life is limited.
How sad.


One hundred and fifteen degrees. Beastly.


It's important to eat sensibly when the weather acts up like that. Avoid the overly spicy dishes like devil's curry and vindalou à la Birmingham (Montezuma's Revenge), mushy peas as well as black beans in your burrito (dangerous nightime gasses that hit your noise spot on if you don't have your nether region poking out from the down comforter), overmuch ice cream (more gasses, like an Iowa pig farm), too much ice in your beer (athletic German macho behaviour in the hotel pool), or buckets of sweetened ice tea (hepped to the gills MAGA opinions that make you sound stupid).

And stay away from the seaside. Too many Northern Europeans.
My neighborhood was covered in fog when I stepped out to do the rounds with my pipe. Cold too. No one was wearing shorts while walking their dogs, although I did see one person with flannel jammies and a fluffy bathrobe. The effect was somewhat spoiled by the long scarf wrapped around their head, and the sunglasses. Which were not needed at seven in the morning, before the fog lifted.

Red Virginia tobacco with that smidge of Perique I mentioned is probably one of the best ways to face a horrid Spanish heatwave on the other side of the world, where it's nine hours different and a working air conditioning hotel unit in your hotel room is essential to a restful siesta. Otherwise you might have a stroke or bloodclot while you doze. They'll have to break down the door to find your fresh corpse being fed upon by the hyenas and buzzards that roam the urban areas of Iberia. Lizards and carrion eating water monitors. Irish.

The sounds of ABBA are coming from the nightclub downstairs.
Everything smells like sardines in rancid olive oil.


Perhaps you should have gone to the west coast of Scotland during your summer holiday instead. Low to mid sixties (around twenty degrees Celsius), there's a good chance of rain, no German tourists, and no one running the charming bed and breakfast out on the moors has even heard of Abba.
The tea is quite drinkable, the vindaloo has been toned down because the locals severely disapprove of tropic excess, and they'll offer you haggis but not force you to partake.

Why, it's just like San Francisco. Except we have no rain or haggis.
Our tea is also perfectly drinkable. If you can find it.
Abba is rare, and rather disapproved of.
We like people who talk funny.



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Sunday, June 29, 2025

THE SPENT DAY

There is a thumping in this neighborhood; somebody is celebrating their gay pride with mindless techo-beats. They're probably doing it indoors, nearby, because it's densely foggy outside, with a chill wind. The temperature is probably around fifty three degrees Fahrenheit. Even if they're dancing, it's cold. When I returned home the hill line heading south toward the bridge, the structure itself, and the entire Presidio area, were fogged-in. I didn't admire it that much because my right leg was throbbing and twitching, but it was never-the-less beautiful. My legs are sightless, and have minds of their own.
Distinctly nasty minds. Venomous.
Especially the right one.


That's two-and-a-half hours after I take the amlodipine besylate. Which I time precisely so. That way I'm still a fairly pleasant sweet-tempered old coot when I leave work, and right when the bus heads into downtown Sausalito, I start turning into a pumpkin.

By around nine o'clock, nine fifteen, I'm human again.
Partly because of a cup of coffee.

Might be time for another pipeful.
Late afternoon Joe came in. He has two pipes he recently acquired: a rather nice Dunhill shellbriar apple, and a big full bent Sasieni ruff-root, probably pretransition. He, and Timothy O. who likes short Fuente cigars, were bits of brightness in an otherwise unremarkable day. There's just something exceptionally nice about thoughtful fellow smokers with keen minds and intelligent conversation. Which is something the old rightwing fratboys in the backroom lack entirely. Given that Burrito Man insisted on having the soccer match between Canada and Guatemala on the boob and most of them had no clue what was taking place before their eyes, they didn't know what to say. They went ahead and said it badly anyway.

Having other things to occupy my time, I didn't watch the game. Which did not interest me in the slightest. But I still heard plenty of stupid comments and gut-wrenchingly crude outbursts. I should point out that they're at that stage when simply dealing with a full bladder might take more than five minutes (Jeff), during which they will mumble and cuss.

So sometimes I hear "language" both from the backroom, AND the toilet.


The other day, hoping to cancel the bad vibes originating with the Irishman -- a remarkably rightwing troglodyte -- I found an Erse-Gaelic version of the Internationale on youtube. Bad move. It sounded like a bloody funeral dirge. I thought those people were supposed to be happy drunks, idiots, thugs, and revolutionaries. I was severely let down.

The Cantonese version sounds like they would happily punch you in the gut.
Much better. Absolutely.



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THERE ARE LIMITS

Yesterday morning when the bus pulled into the transit centre there was a dense pillow of fog over Marin City. In the evening, upon returning to the city, the bridge was invisible grey, the Presidio ghostly, gothic, and my own neighborhood was dense with fog further up hill. As if an amorphous blob was eating away at existence. Last smoke of the day was in a grey zone. So I'm kind of wondering how the gay young men are going to prance down Market Street in the nearly nude today at the parade. It might hit sixty degrees Fahrenheit or so.
A temperature not quite conducive to near-nudity.
Even with fluffy feathers.

I suspect Pride might be a bit chilly this year.
Or best in sweaters and fur.
Happy socks.

One other thought that comes to mind: there will be more straight people in the gay pride parade than showed up for the "Hetero Awesome Festival" celebration in Boise, Idaho, on June 20 to 21. Which was approximately fifty.

They probably came to gawk.
Not participate.
There will probably also be more straight people attending the Folsom Street Fair later in the summer too. Maybe not the Up Your Alley Fair, a leather and fetish festival in Dore Alley. We once handed out pamphlets and promo literature for the cause at the Folsom Street event, during which I wondered where those naked men would put it -- ooh! Papercuts in sensitive places -- but Dore Alley, that was never a possibility. Folsom Street is a wholesome family celebration by comparison. Dore Alley, mmm, not so much. Hardly. Not even.

Perhaps the awesome heterosexuals in Boise Idaho should organize a similar event.
Idaho needs to have their eyes opened to a world of possibilities.
Oh, it will be so splendid. And very festive.
Plus delightfully hurty!



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Saturday, June 28, 2025

WARMTH AND SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT

It's a pity that turkey vultures cannot read. If they could, I would hold up a sign when I'm waiting for the bus back to the city saying that they should come with me, and when we get home, I would give them cups of tea and plates of buttered toast. Because though I enjoy watching them soar over the freeway, I know it's a hard life. With perfectly rotten rewards. Especially when it isn't warm in the evenings, and cold winds are blowing.

Yes, there is always the hope that some putz driving a cybertruck will crash and burn, but escape the vehicle before collapsing -- mm, nice fresh fatty suburban meat, still pink at the centre -- but realistically all they probably get are the deceased seagulls tossed overboard from the houseboats moored north of Sausalito.

That's not a diet for a bright young carrion eater.
No one really thrives on that.
It's un-American.


And, if I brought them home, they'd help guard this neighborhood from bums, drug addicts, and College Republicans. As well as other dubious untrustworthy types.

I'm fairly certain that they would like tea and toast.
So comforting when it's cold and blustery.
After listening to the folks in the backroom for several hours the company of turkey vultures, even though they probably have bad breath, seems strangely appealing.

And something tells me that they're not alcoholics.


Aeronautically elegant muppets.



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Friday, June 27, 2025

EGGPLANT FOR KINGS

As a warmly self-appreciated part of my neurotic personallity, I pick the pipes I am going to smoke often a few days in advance. The pipes for Saturday are a Royal Dutch oval-shanked Dublin, a Dunhill stubby hallmark-banded shellbriar billiard, a Charatan Prince-shape from the tail-end of the fifties, and a Sunrise Apple by Comoy. Oh boy. I'm looking forward.

Today's smokers are a Charatan black sandblast Canadian, A Dunhill shellbriar bent bull, a Dunhill Bruyere Dublin, and a Peterson pot which I refinished.

[Naturally I shall be the first in the building and the last to leave today. Because I hate rushing about and stumbling, unlike my coworkers. Bus schedules and pre-planning are key.]


Similarly I have pipes I prefer for other times of the week, after lunching at certain regular places. Food is, however, not decided upon in advance. I might have anything. Dishes that are new and interesting, old favourites, and things that strike my fancy a few hours beforehand or right before placing my order.


The most enjoyable lunch recently was salt fish and eggplant with rice ( (鹹魚茄子飯 'haam yü ke ji faan') and sambal, earlier this week. It was delicious, and the place was quieter at that time, it being late in the afternoon, near their closing time.
Peaceful. Comfortable.
It's a classic Cantonese home-style dish. Not ultra-refined, but comforting and tasty. Not something many Anglos will go for, but a nice overlap with Mediterranean ideas (eggplant) and coastal Northern European (salty and savoury parts). Think surströmming, gerookte paling, stokvis, lutefisk, smoked trout, bacalhau, and fishy things of that ilk.

If you're planning to make this at home, use fermented salt fish (梅香鹹魚 'mui heung haam yü') for the best results. Plus shredded ginger and a little chopped garlic.

A little chopped scallion for garnish is excellent.



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Thursday, June 26, 2025

BERSERKITY -- OR, THE COMMENT UNIVERSE

Public figures and people who do not have their security set at maximum often get raving nutballs commenting on their social media posts. Whereas a man like myself sees that rarely. And the obvious luncheon meat or werewolf mouthfoaming will never be approved anyway. That said, some of my internet associates may not see things entirely from the same perspective. Rose-coloured glasses. Or blinkers.


Underneath a recent post, Backwoods Israeli wrote:
Well-said. Can't say I'm too mad about the United States stepping in this way...but then, my city's hospital was the target of a ballistic missile from Iran. Not too many of us here in Beersheva are feeling sentimental about the United States dropping a few bunker busters.



He's a person I know relatively well, I think. Probably the fellow who over a decade ago was angry about an essay I wrote involving turkeys, butter, and stuffing.
It was a recipe he could under no circumstances follow.
Non-kosher to the umpth degree in yedn gefal.

After all this time I'm sure he's become used to my treif posting, and I'm happy that he still occasionally reads me when I'm foaming at the pen.
Then there's a person who appells himself "Playscript", who directs my attention to a teaching assistant (Emma) with a cigar habit. It's a hot humid day in her classroom.


I'm fairly certain I know who that commenter is. A man with an unbridled fondness for the shir ha shirim (asher li Shlomo), with training in the scribal arts, and an attention to details. Resident of the Ir Ha Kodesh last I heard.

His methodology for acquiring critical thinking skills seems to involve drams of single malt Scotch paired with Dominican Cigars. It is broad-minded and multicultural. Sadly, I cannot say that I have observed that locally in any way. Most habitual cigar smokers I know tend to have a stick up their backdoor wedging the window firmly shut so that no new ideas may enter and the dog is trapped inside, chewing on soiled kitchen towels.

One only has to look at the State of Florida to see that.

Once it was a tropic wonderland with happy alligators gamboling care-free in the morning sunlight, but since those Cuban exiles took over it is filled with Burmese Pythons, fundamentalist religious nuts, gun-toting rednecks, and Ron De Santis.

Malaria, dengue, zika, measles, rabies, and syph.
Faith healers and used car salesmen.
Plus skin ailments.



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LIKE SIBERIA WITH BETTER WEATHER

Whenever I head to Marin for work it's with the grim awareness that lunch will be miserable. Contrasted with my days off on the edges of Chinatown. Chinatown is the warm embrace of a community of people who like to eat and know food. Whereas Marin is the distasteful touch of unfriendly folks who don't appreciate or know food and have grown pudgily complacent eating tasteless muck. The nearest edibles available at work are fast food places and a corner store that happily sells moldy stuff and then acts baffled if you complain.
Driving distance is pizza, fake Chinese, and one decent Mexican.
One. Closed on Sunday.

Now, you could argue "why don't you bring your own?" Which is valid, but the reaction from coworkers and others was minor distaste and curiosity how I could eat that stuff. That being rice with bittermelon and pork (涼瓜豬肉飯 'leung gwaa chü yiuk faan'), or long beans plus chilies and fish (sambal goreng katjang pandjang), or fried rice stick noodles with fatty pork and stalky mustard plus chilipaste. And once a Vietnamese sandwich.

"Why don't you bring your own?"

Please tell me how I could shlep this over there.
This being the item below.
That is chicken and Chinese sausage claypot rice. Chili paste on the side, not pictured. Pour soy sauce down the sides to sizzle. A veritable feast. Which convenience store pizza is not.

Most people in Marin wouldn't know a claypot (煲仔 'pou jai') if it came up and bit them.


Fortunately, this Saturday I'm working with burrito man. So lunch will be excellent. With a little luck the rightwing morons in the backroom will have sputtered so much on Friday that only one or two of them will be there at that time, and I won't have to listen to a tidal wave of vituperation about liberals or a 1812 Overture of ignorance.

Actually it's not even that good. Think instead of the music for Jaws, or a cataclysmic torrent flooding the canyons after a surprise downpour. A storm in the ocean, with tentacled beasts crashing around and ships sinking.


The place with the most extensive selection of claypot rice is in the part of Chinatown where tourist never go. Small, gemütlich, and rather unassuming looking from the street.
They even have frog and yellow eel (monopterus albus, 黃鱔 'wong sin').
It's an entire world away from Marin.


Lunch today will be good.



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